Ifs Quotes

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

If no one knows you, then you are no one.

If the point of good art is to be somewhat subtle then it's not going to catch everyone.

If we agree on everything, only one of us is necessary.

If we lose touch with our heart's wisdom, then no method avails; if we love, then nothing else is necessary.

If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.

It's the American way: if you don't vote, you don't get to whine.

If our god's work is to be done in our time, we must do it ourselves.

If you have the strength to whine, you have the strength to do something about it.

If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

If you talk to any actor, they'll tell you that working is the best thing.

If I can stay constantly busy, I'll be happy.

If the knowledge is spread, it cannot be stamped out.

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.

If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.

Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.

If negative meant positive we'd be heroes.

If your smart you can have lots of frends to talk to and you never get lonley by yourself all the time.

If you think of having a family as being loved as a child, cared for - I did not experience that.

If you're making art, you are not separate from your brand.

If it's meant to be, they'll find a way to make it work eventually.

You can have anything you want, if you go out and get it. If you claim it as your own. You have a right to it.

If you love a book you tend not to follow its surface value, you follow the other things in it.

If I'm working, I'm not D.J.'ing. And if I'm not working, I'm D.J.'ing all the time.

What shall one do with the verse, if he knows not That?

Quick! Head for the ground floor! We have to get out! We will die if we stay! The vampires are here!" "Haven't you got a hug for me, Larten, old buddy?

What use was money if you didn't have the time to enjoy it?

I don't care if I ever work in TV again.

We have to do much more than believe if we really want to change things.

I was just wondering if you'd come along to hold up my head when my head won't hold on.

What in the world would I sing for if I had it all?

If your life is bad because of an elected official, then you don't have a life.

If marriage is about deciding to love on a daily basis, I have woken up to a no-brainer every day since.

If you can't be good, be good at it!

Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best?

People have been raised in a morality that says, "If it feels all right for you, it's probably OK."

In Hollywood, if you have any success, you have this fear: What do you have to do to hang onto it?

I act like I'm 14, if you haven't figured that out yet.

If I was a politician right now I would change just about everything.

If theres a sustainable job that will create sustainable value, people will hire for it.

If you have Darwin, Christ and Nietzsche, they're all going to talk at once. You need somebody who listens.

I don't like watching people work if they're making art.

If you'd just try, I'm sure you'd be able to fly.

If you've never wept and want to, have a child.

Money could not be converted into capital if wage labour did not exist.

If you are not playful you are not alive.

If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can.

I'm nothing if not an optimist.