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Humor Quotes: "I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor."

I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.



Humor Quotes: "I think that a sense of humor of an actor comes through most of the time. Maybe some actors have less than others, and I have it, I think. It's my nature."

I think that a sense of humor of an actor comes through most of the time. Maybe some actors have less than others, and I have it, I think. It's my nature.




Humor Quotes: "In the office, I actually act quite demented the whole day. Like Monty Python. That's my favorite kind of humor. My assistants sometimes ask me to leave."

In the office, I actually act quite demented the whole day. Like Monty Python. That's my favorite kind of humor. My assistants sometimes ask me to leave.



Humor Quotes: "He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor."

He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.




Humor Quotes: "Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated."

Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated.



Humor Quotes: "The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations."

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.



Humor Quotes: "I've found that my humor goes over big in London."

I've found that my humor goes over big in London.




Humor Quotes: "I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about."

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.



Humor Quotes: "I am a great believe that your humor is developed at a very early age and it doesn't ever change."

I am a great believe that your humor is developed at a very early age and it doesn't ever change.



Humor Quotes: "Humor is a bit like Mary Poppins' sugar-it helps the medicine go down. A little bit of humor allows people to think about very difficult subjects."

Humor is a bit like Mary Poppins' sugar-it helps the medicine go down. A little bit of humor allows people to think about very difficult subjects.



Humor Quotes: "What humor allows you to do is to let the past go with less pain. It's a healing element. It releases some of the pain from the shotgun wound."

What humor allows you to do is to let the past go with less pain. It's a healing element. It releases some of the pain from the shotgun wound.



Humor Quotes: "Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them."

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.




Humor Quotes: "We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes."

We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.



Humor Quotes: "You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out."

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.



Humor Quotes: "A sense of humor saves your life, and being able to make friends wherever you go."

A sense of humor saves your life, and being able to make friends wherever you go.



Humor Quotes: "The Who had a great sense of humor. And they were also very serious when it came down to making music."

The Who had a great sense of humor. And they were also very serious when it came down to making music.



Humor Quotes: "In Beautiful, Mr. Shearer writes with humor and has fun with some of the glorious nonsense of Lamarr's movies."

In Beautiful, Mr. Shearer writes with humor and has fun with some of the glorious nonsense of Lamarr's movies.



Humor Quotes: "By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family."

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.



Humor Quotes: "You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!"

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!



Humor Quotes: "If men have a smell it's usually an accident."

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.



Humor Quotes: "You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!"

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!



Humor Quotes: "I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.



Humor Quotes: "The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine."

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.



Humor Quotes: "The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.



Humor Quotes: "I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a real artist, and I also think he's got an amazing sense of humor."

I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a real artist, and I also think he's got an amazing sense of humor.



Humor Quotes: "From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!"

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!



Humor Quotes: "I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness."

I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.



Humor Quotes: "Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was."

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.



Humor Quotes: "Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye type of thing. There's that kind of irreverence to it the humor and in the reality of what's really going on that plays into this movie."

Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye type of thing. There's that kind of irreverence to it the humor and in the reality of what's really going on that plays into this movie.



Humor Quotes: "Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles."

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.



Humor Quotes: "I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider."

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.



Humor Quotes: "Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion."

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.



Humor Quotes: "What a great hitch to pit!"

What a great hitch to pit!



Humor Quotes: "The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston."

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.



Humor Quotes: "The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century."

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.



Humor Quotes: "All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air."

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.



Humor Quotes: "He can be lethal death."

He can be lethal death.



Humor Quotes: "Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon."

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.



Humor Quotes: "Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play."

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.



Humor Quotes: "It's a base hit on the error by Roberts."

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.



Humor Quotes: "If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement."

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.



Humor Quotes: "With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!"

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!



Humor Quotes: "Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you."

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.



Humor Quotes: "DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other."

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.



Humor Quotes: "Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4."

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.



Humor Quotes: "That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple."

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.



Humor Quotes: "I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be."

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.



Humor Quotes: "Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon."

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.



Humor Quotes: "Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!"

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!