Hamburgers Quotes

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.

There's a lot more future in hamburgers than in baseball.

I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it.

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?

We've all had that moment where the agent thought he hit hold. You hear it's like Hamburger Hill in the background.

Without my airplane I am an ordinary man, and a useless one - a trainer without a horse, a sculptor without marble, a priest without a god. Without an airplane I am a lonely consumer of hamburgers.

I put the hamburger on the assembly line.

I hate the bloody highways. I hate hamburgers, I hate Greyhound buses. I'd have liked to have been in America during the Jazz Age, or the Golden Age of Hollywood.

What?" I ask. "I'm developing a theory." "And it is?" She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish.

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?

You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.

I would have much rather been in the jalopy with the kids, going to Hunt's for hamburgers. But, when I entered high school, all my friends got into sororities and fraternities and I didn't.

If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

Mc Donalds he thought. There's no longer any such thing as a Mc Donalds hamburger. He passed out. When he came around seconds later he found he was sobbing for his mother.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

I order various types of breakfast and lunches. I do not just come in and order hamburgers all the time. I order the specials, pancakes, bacon and eggs.

Writing is not a McDonald's Hamburger.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

You can make a stack high enough to reach the moon and back, and only then will you have used your 100 billion hamburgers. This is terrifying news to cows.

You can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

I saw an awful lot of actresses, and some of them, you thought should be hospitalized. [They] should certainly eat a hamburger, for godsake.

As far as my diet goes, I eat what I want. But I think about it. So, if I eat hamburgers and hot dogs for two days straight, then I'll take another two days and then do salads and fish.

She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters’ convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible.

Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.

You can’t afford anthropomorphic biases when some of the aliens most like us would rather make human hamburgers than peace.