We've all had that moment where the agent thought he hit hold. You hear it's like Hamburger Hill in the background.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself

I’d volunteer to go to prison, as long as there are books. Because with books I am free.

It is not important what you see, but it is important the way you see it.

Use your unique gifts and talents to make a difference in the world.

If they don't like you for being yourself, be yourself even more

A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready.

Production cutbacks have remained in place in the third quarter and this has helped to further reduce inventory levels worldwide.

It is not impermanence that makes us suffer. What makes us suffer is wanting things to be permanent when they are not.

College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.

God answers prayer in three ways: yes, no, and wait awhile.