Golf Quotes

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.

Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job.

The earth is Godʹs golf ball.

This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.

On the average, I don't spend more than 15 minutes in the car - to go to the golf course or the gym. And that's the only time I listen to the radio.

Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of maybe 20, so it's a lot of work.

I'm playing golf. I ride my mountain bike. A lot. I think it's very important for me and other people my age to continue to exercise.

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.

I experienced American golf courses when I was younger and played a lot of USGA and AJGA tournaments.

I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.

I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him.

A woman in Great Britain has died after being hit in the back of the head by a golf ball, on the first hole. Her husband was so distraught, he only played the front nine.

I would just not be surprised if, 10 years from now, there is a Trump golf course at the Bay of Pigs. Just mark my words.

If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.

There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet

You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.

A fantastic golf course and venue. It's one of those places that you always look forward to going back to...no matter how many times you have been there before.

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

Um, yeah 15-year-olds don't lead at an LPGA event all the time. But like I said, I'm very surprised. I've been playing really good golf and I'm confident with my game.

I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them.

I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.

This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you.

The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.

I have been attempting to meditate more. Golf is my state of peace, though. The tranquility of a golf course, all of the trees, the oxygen. It puts me right at ease.

You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.

I'm getting more and more comfortable out on the golf course with the changes I've been making. It's really just a confidence thing in that I love being in contention.

I really enjoy what little time I have at home. The golf course and practice facilities are perfect and so close to home!

Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's anywhere else.

A golf course is for golf. A tennis court is for tennis. A prison camp is for escaping.

I am very lucky because when I come back home, I have a completely normal life. I can relax, playing golf, fishing - doing what I want. I know when I finish a tournament, I am going to relax at home.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

There are a number of golfers who are playing great golf in their 40s.

There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

I was detained a couple of times but that was for not handing in homework because I was playing golf or not present because I was playing golf. There was a theme evolving.

[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word, folks, was what people hate [Donald] Trump for today!

I love coming in for quick pops. You come in. You score. You leave. You're on the golf course. It's great. You don't carry any story.

Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.

Most people say, "I can't wait to retire so I can play golf," or go yachting or whatever they do. Well, if I was playing golf, I would want that to finish so I could go and dream up a new TV show.

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

Obviously I'm very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I've always backed myself. I'm a very confident sort of person.

You play the golf course just like you played it in your practice rounds and you stick to your game plan and just try to get whatever you can out of it.

My kids have grown up knowing nothing other than me being gone all the time and playing in golf tournaments. That's what they know.

I grew up playing golf, and if I were ever good enough to play professionally, I would get to travel the world while playing a sport I love.

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

When I find a golf course or a restaurant or a market that I like, that's pretty much exclusively where I go.

A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.