Golf Quotes

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

I'm not a big shorts person. Personally, I hate to see men's legs on the golf course.

Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course.

Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it.

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

You can't lose an old golf ball.

I don’t like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.

The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.

Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.

A golf course should aspire to generate as much energy as it consumes - golf should be leading the way toward energy net zero.

When things go right and you test properly and you find equipment that's better than what you were playing, then you can do some pretty neat things on the golf course.

Golf course design is exciting.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

Miles and miles and miles.

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

Golf is an indispensable adjunct to high civilisation.

Golf is a game in which attitude of mind counts for incomparably more than mightiness of muscle.

Golf is deceptively simple, endlessly complicated. A child can play it well and a grown man can never master it. It is almost a science, yet it is a puzzle with no answer.

I didn't get playing professional golf until I was 25 years old. And I always said that if I could make it work, I would play as long as I could walk.

Players need to remember they didn't make golf. Golf made them.

The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

As your golf improves, your concentration will improve with it.

I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.

The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate.

It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.

The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing

I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.