The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

To introduce to people a radically difference paradigm for life is to give the best response

Reading is dreaming with eyes wide open

The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Anybody that really knew Tupac will tell you the same thing. That he was just a dude that was full of life, full of energy.

I am resolved to grow fat and look young till forty, and then slip out of the world with the first wrinkle and the reputation of five-and-twenty.

We have one set of obligations to the world in general, and we have other sets never to be reconciled to our fellow-countrymen, to our neighbors, to our friends, to our family, to our children.

How could Hillary clinton not come off as human! I mean, even Nurse Ratched was human. I don't think people are interested in 30 years of the past, and I don't get this notion of change-maker.

Just by being private, the culture will change. We won't be forced to make decisions that are 90 days in relevance.

If improv gets reckless, you can feel it. A lot of shows try to do that, I find. When improv is done sloppily. It betrays the story. It can slow down the energy of the story you're telling.