Funny Quotes

It is not enough to be a man.

My grief were thoroughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! For now it would be heavier than the sand of the desert.

What is my strength, that I should hope? Is my strength the strength of stone? Or is my flesh of brass? Is not my help in me.

One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever.

There is a miracle in your mess, don't let the mess make you miss the miracle.

It’s when your plans look dead that God’s resurrection power begins to operate in your life in greater measure

God is not interested in helping you finding out why you are in a mess, He is interested in fixing it.

God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started.

There must always be an opposition because the enemy always opposes what the Lord has declared.

I would rather have a man chasing JESUS than a house full of stuffs and garrage filled with big cars.

All the failures in my life freed me from all my fears so that I can succeed.

If you never listen, you can't see. The devil has got so many people so disconnected that they cannot even listen or even sense when the Lord is speaking.

Christians we cannot be allowed to be fractured at a time like this. There are more of us, there are more of light in us than in the agents of darkness.

Man's panic does not produce God's power.....sometimes you need to pray before you post on social media.

This is not the first time that the world has been in a mess but you are still God, you left us on the earth, not only to preach in a building but to be the church beyond the buildings.

Be careful the mistake of yesterday always lives with tomorrow.

I don't want to settle down because God has satisfied me and heard my prayers. I want to stay hungry and thirsty for the things of God.

God always wants us to see things from heaven's prospective. You may not be doing much to your community but what you are is so important. You are significant.

Five minutes after something happened might not be the best time for you to get into your Facebook and tell everybody. Men's panic does not produce God's power.

The conflict hasn't gotten worst but the contest has really changed.............

All of my life God has allowed me to share prospectives with people who are different. You cannot lead people whose prospective you are not willing to understand.

Surrounded by enemies, surrounded by evil, surrounded by darkness, injustice......."don't be afraid, those who are with us are more than those who are with them"2 Kings 6:16

Whenever someone is a threat to the enemy there will be an attack dispatched against that person to try to minimise their effectiveness.

There is power in the word of God if used properly.

There is a remedy and there is a hope but the remedy is not in the political party or in places that will take you away from hope. You better run to God, that is the only place you can find both.

I didn't come from a success lineage but I am so glad that my earthly lineage is not my final story because when I gave my life to Jesus twelve years back, God interrupted my story.

I do not have any trust fund, I have always trusted God for all my funds.

Whenever you are in transition it is always important to choose the words that you use. You call it crises in your life and I call it transition.

All my pains has always increased my sense of purpose.

If you can feed in the presence of your enemies, if you can be blessed under the weight of burdens, when you praise God in pain, it is preparation for provision.

When you do away with God you become your own god, because you recognise no greater power in the universe than yourself.

I have graduated to the extent of not asking what is happening in my life because I trust the maker(God).

I have my priorities and I know my purpose. I do not Praise God because of my pain but I praise Him because of what the pain is producing.

When you praise God in pain, it is preparing you for provision.

The things I call crisis and all the things that were coming after me are all coming to serve the purpose of God in my life.

Learn to eat with your enemies all around you but most of all thank God for his presence. Keep your eyes fixed to the presence of God in the presence of your enemies.

I have learned to thank God for what I cannot see, I have learned to trust God with what I cannot.

You will always end up in frustration whenever you try to produce outside your purpose.

God's perspectives requires persistence. To have God's perspective in the world we live in requires persistence.

Have you ever asked yourself this question "what can God do through me?" The preacher has no platform if the people has no sense of mission.

I don't just have only the peace of God, I do also have a God who gives peace, not just resources but the revelation of His presence.

God wants to use you right where you are with what you have not what you do not have.

Some people want to kill goliath but they do not want to attend to sheep. How can God use you to kill giants if you cannot follow simple instructions?

Sometimes we want God to use us to do big things when we would not even want to do the basics.

You can't disappoint what God has appointed.

If you can't see the assets in you, it will be hard for you to export it to the world. Recognise who you are and the world will recognise you.

In God's presence I find peace that is much deeper than any disappointment. I will grow and I understand I can't grow myself, that is why I need God and His grace.

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?