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Funny Quotes: "In the new faith, there is only one commandment. It is this commandment, and this commandment alone, that must be followed to end the times of suffering, which are soon to come. FORSAKE USURY."

In the new faith, there is only one commandment. It is this commandment, and this commandment alone, that must be followed to end the times of suffering, which are soon to come. FORSAKE USURY.



Funny Quotes: "Faith is the substance of things hoped for, evidence of things not seen."

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, evidence of things not seen.




Funny Quotes: "The inner dimension and the hidden time have already been discovered."

The inner dimension and the hidden time have already been discovered.



Funny Quotes: "It is not enough to be a man... you have to become an idea... a terrible thought... a wraith- indeed- Become one with the darkness."

It is not enough to be a man... you have to become an idea... a terrible thought... a wraith- indeed- Become one with the darkness.




Funny Quotes: "Dedicate your life to solitude and mortify your members which are upon the earth."

Dedicate your life to solitude and mortify your members which are upon the earth.



Funny Quotes: "You have purged your way. You are ready to lead sons of men."

You have purged your way. You are ready to lead sons of men.



Funny Quotes: "You should assume the mantle of your birthright."

You should assume the mantle of your birthright.




Funny Quotes: "When The Pyramid falls, the other cities will follow in short order. Nature's balance will be restored and Man will finally return to solitude."

When The Pyramid falls, the other cities will follow in short order. Nature's balance will be restored and Man will finally return to solitude.



Funny Quotes: "Your Maker has rescued you from the darkest corner of your own heart... What he asks in return is obedience. And the courage to do what is necessary."

Your Maker has rescued you from the darkest corner of your own heart... What he asks in return is obedience. And the courage to do what is necessary.



Funny Quotes: "Throughout the ages, the wisdom has been taught. Now the language has changed, and truth is given in the language of science."

Throughout the ages, the wisdom has been taught. Now the language has changed, and truth is given in the language of science.



Funny Quotes: "Hear about the hidden time. Some think the hidden time is yet to come. The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension."

Hear about the hidden time. Some think the hidden time is yet to come. The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension.



Funny Quotes: "The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension."

The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension.




Funny Quotes: "The hidden time is an eternity that runs through every moment. It is all-time. The hidden time is a thread, and moments are the beads on the thread."

The hidden time is an eternity that runs through every moment. It is all-time. The hidden time is a thread, and moments are the beads on the thread.



Funny Quotes: "Those of little understanding say the world will soon end. It is the current age that is coming to an end. The end of this age is the beginning of the next."

Those of little understanding say the world will soon end. It is the current age that is coming to an end. The end of this age is the beginning of the next.



Funny Quotes: "Focus on the end, not the beginning- on the beginning not the end- The process proceeds in the inner dimension."

Focus on the end, not the beginning- on the beginning not the end- The process proceeds in the inner dimension.



Funny Quotes: "All the truth of God are discoverable through every day life."

All the truth of God are discoverable through every day life.



Funny Quotes: "By studying, understanding and do the wills of the book, you renounce your mortal life."

By studying, understanding and do the wills of the book, you renounce your mortal life.



Funny Quotes: "There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes."

There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes.



Funny Quotes: "The great lie that science has given us is that reality is material."

The great lie that science has given us is that reality is material.



Funny Quotes: "Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God."

Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God.



Funny Quotes: "The great lie is like a sword that has been thrust into the heart of humankind."

The great lie is like a sword that has been thrust into the heart of humankind.



Funny Quotes: "God is the one subject of reality. Take away the one subject and there is nothing real."

God is the one subject of reality. Take away the one subject and there is nothing real.



Funny Quotes: "The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie."

The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie.



Funny Quotes: "Humankind must no longer permit the lie to be taught to its children."

Humankind must no longer permit the lie to be taught to its children.



Funny Quotes: "The great lie can only be defeated by the New World Order. The sooner the New World Order is established by the institutions of the world, the sooner the suffering caused by the lie will end."

The great lie can only be defeated by the New World Order. The sooner the New World Order is established by the institutions of the world, the sooner the suffering caused by the lie will end.



Funny Quotes: "We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved."

We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved.



Funny Quotes: "There is no greater crime than a crime against humanity. There is no greater crime against humanity than usury. The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY."

There is no greater crime than a crime against humanity. There is no greater crime against humanity than usury. The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.



Funny Quotes: "There is no greater crime against humanity than usury."

There is no greater crime against humanity than usury.



Funny Quotes: "The harder you search the more troubled you become."

The harder you search the more troubled you become.



Funny Quotes: "You have strength born of years of grief and anger... The strength of a man denied revenge."

You have strength born of years of grief and anger... The strength of a man denied revenge.



Funny Quotes: "Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better."

Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better.



Funny Quotes: "Anger does not change the fact. The will to take control is everything."

Anger does not change the fact. The will to take control is everything.



Funny Quotes: "All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled."

All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.



Funny Quotes: "Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world."

Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world.



Funny Quotes: "Loneliness is your only companion."

Loneliness is your only companion.



Funny Quotes: "Only dead surpasses the sufferings"

Only dead surpasses the sufferings



Funny Quotes: "Many are they that rise up against you. Many there be which say of your soul, ‘’There is no help for you.’’ But the instruments of death is prepared for your cause."

Many are they that rise up against you. Many there be which say of your soul, ‘’There is no help for you.’’ But the instruments of death is prepared for your cause.



Funny Quotes: "You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice."

You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice.



Funny Quotes: "To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents."

To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents.



Funny Quotes: "It is right that one must come so far to see the world as it is meant to be."

It is right that one must come so far to see the world as it is meant to be.



Funny Quotes: "Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it."

Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it.



Funny Quotes: "There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us."

There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us.



Funny Quotes: "Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly."

Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly.



Funny Quotes: "You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience."

You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience.



Funny Quotes: "We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.



Funny Quotes: "To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual."

To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual.



Funny Quotes: "Death does not wait for you to be ready."

Death does not wait for you to be ready.



Funny Quotes: "Death is not considerate, or fair."

Death is not considerate, or fair.



Funny Quotes: "Today, death is your opponent."

Today, death is your opponent.