Funny Quotes
If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works!
We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.
I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really.
It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization.
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!
You've got to have a likeability factor, I think, in your comedy characters. If the guy's really, really funny but you just don't like him or her, then you're never going to root for them.
That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things.
All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.'
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
I'm sure every pattern has been covered, but it's nice to think you might dwell on some that other people don't.
ʺWhy,ʺ he began slowly, ʺis Victor Dashkov joining us?ʺ ʺWell, itʹs kind of a funny story . . .ʺ
I’ve come to ask you where Seth is.” "Funny,” said Andrea. “We were going to ask you the same thing.” I was taken aback. “How would I know?” They both just stared. "I don’t!
It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.
So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
