Funny Quotes

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.

Which weakness shall I tell her? “I walk funny,” I say, and she’s satisfied with that. (inside joke)

I mean every character you totally, you know, the full fiber of the personality is kept in the film, and all of those little moments, all those funny little tidbits are all in there.

People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.

As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling.

I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth.

Rupert Grint is exactly like his character Ron, in that they are both incredibly funny, friendly, and loyal.

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.

The stage is a training ground and it's where you learn what's funny and what's successful.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.

Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.

Here's what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of.

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

You know, funny can be universal.

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God!

There's been so many different types of musicals and it's a funny genre because there's a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it.

When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.

Hip hop is kinda funny because the further you get into it the more at risk you are.

God works funny so it might have just been meant for me to be an artist that doesn't sell two million records. Maybe my records might change somebody's life rather than sell thru the roof.

When I was in college, I had a friend who was an artist and her theory was that all the best art in the world is funny/sad. That was her favorite genre. Funny/sad are probably my two favorite tones.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I laugh when I'm writing. I feel like all my work is funny to me.

It's funny, people ask me, 'What would you consider the most romantic track on your record Mr Caine?' And I say 'Swollen' by Bent, and they say 'I think he's off his rocker!'

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

It became a gamble to myself whether I was able to do the exact same film ["Funny Games"]under very different circumstances.

I didn't have the equipment for the regular world of being a lawyer. I didn't have the imagination for that. I did have a funny kind of ambition, but I didn't know where to put it.

In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?

Once I retire, I'm retiring. I'm done.

I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up.

It is understandable that people cannot be knowledgeable about all the different mediums. Sometimes it is funny.

I've been waiting years to have a conversation with Franchesa [Ramsey]! She's so funny and wicked smart. So that's really going to be the experience it's going to intelligent, layered, and hilarious.

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.