Funny Quotes
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
This is the funny thing about me. People think John just comes up with all the ideas. I'm honored. People think I have a big old brain, but actually I am the sum of the people I work with.
Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school.
Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.
Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.
It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar.
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
The funny thing is that I'm not a planner. I have no idea what I want to do in the interim of that 50 years, but I tell ya: That's where you'll find me in my last performance.
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.
Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake.
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational.
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
God, I needed you," he murmured. "I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need you any less now. I think I need you more." ~Shane~
Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful.
This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking at the image. You wish the camera was there in the center.
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate.
It's a funny thing with the inspiration thing. There's always loads of music around that I absolutely love and films going back to when I started making film music in the mid-80's.
The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it’s because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.
The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.
Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing.
I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
