Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

I would say happy new year but it's not happy

Try to get inside the world of Homer and see what it would be like to think with his view of reality. Only then can you begin to judge it, because only then do you really understand it.

You're perfect. In all you say. In all you do. In all you are. You're perfect to me in every way.

The Mississippi and its paddle boats, and the rivers of Bengal and their gleaming steamers evoked a similar atmosphere of romance, of long, song-filled voyages, high winds and lonely sunsets.

I think it's a bill that puts a high priority on religious freedom and recognizes that as a part of the balance.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

No one cuts backs like he did. No one knows what a back is anymore.

The discouragement masquerades as the impossibility.

The purpose of conservation: The greatest good to the greatest number of people for the longest time.

I had a new idea on the way to this meeting this morning, but that doesn't mean we should put it in the platform.