Funny Coffee Quotes

Funny Coffee Quote of the day

Thank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, because I'm a kick butt cappuccino with extra milk fluff and chocolate sprinkles!

I love that there's such a rivalry. It's like, leaf water versus bean water, ya know? - Charlie

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere.

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.