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The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken.

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with a hot plate of fried chicken.

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!

The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.

In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.

Engineers are really good at labeling and branding things. If we had named Kentucky Fried Chicken, it would have been Hot Dead Birds.

I love the smell of fried chicken.

I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love.

I like children - fried.

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life.

I'm a sucker for fried chicken - I really love it.

You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.

In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon.

Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Don't worry about what candidates have done or said, just vote for the Democrats. Then, afterwards, you can go eat fried chicken.

Even the fried chicken is great cold.

The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I make a good fried chicken.

A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we're giving them oil in food.

The first time I met Beyonce she was about 18 years old, sitting in a makeup chair eating fried chicken, and I knew it was only a matter of time before everyone would know her name.

I really love fried chicken.

There are two schools of fried chicken. One is brining in salted water and the other is soaking in either buttermilk or milk. I just combine the two.

I left it with a warmer,” he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

[My favorite dish to cook] is fried chicken, and by the way I'm good at it, too. I make really good fried chicken.

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.

It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry it's - don't. I'm going to send out for some fried chicken.

The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog.

When I make fried chicken I always serve masses and masses of fresh mangos. It's a great combination.

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

If you want a fried fish to fly and enter your mouth, you must keep waiting till the unending time ends. Dead fish doesn't fly. If you want to eat it, your own hands must carry it.