Ex Wife Quotes

Have your own life before you become somebody's wife.

My wife never look at me anymore, my children, my wife ... we only die once in our life. I'm dying every day when I get up in the morning.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

My wife Shanti and I are blessed with two wonderful daughters. Nothing is more important to us than protecting their future and the future of every Arkansas child.

Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'

I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation.

How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.

He gambled all his life, he's got 27 children, yet he's never had a wife.

My wife and daughters work. My campaign manager in 2005 was a working mother. I appointed 5 women to my senior staff as Attorney General.

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

If only I had a wife!" I used to think, "who could stay home and keep the children happy, why I could support six of them. A cinch.

If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old.

I irritate the wife because of my private dancing.

As to your families my counsel is, never lay down your authority to a wife or child, but treat them so kindly they will never want to leave you.

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

My petite little platinum blonde beauty of a wife suddenly turned into a public-relations dynamo. "The business is Buzz!" she proclaimed, and indeed so it became.

If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage.

Few men looked on her without becoming, in a certain fashion, her lovers. But it was the kind of love that made them not less true, but truer, to their own wives.

I hoped that, you know, France wouldn't mind about, you know, the wife of their president to having a job.

My younger brother is an architect, my son and his wife are both architects, they work for me, and so I guess I've started a dynasty.

I am a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother. I am a friend of women and I am their advocate.

He flushed, the colour dark against his pale skin. 'I mean. Tessa Gray, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?' Jem.

I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife.

You might, from your appearance, be the wife of Lucifer,” said Miss Pross, in her breathing. “Nevertheless, you shall not get the better of me. I am an Englishwoman.

"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

I've been a lucky man. I've only faced one real tragedy: the death of my wife, Maggie, from cancer in 1995.

Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives?

The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees.

After 14 months of military service, I had a wife, a child, half an apartment, no car, and no job.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

I've changed my life in a lot of ways. I'm a mom, a wife, and a Christian. Some of the things I expressed in my early 20s aren't what I care to express right now.

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home, or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.

Something changed between the two men, namely [Donald ] Trump started slinging mud on Twitter about [Ted] Cruz's wife, Heidi, including a mean comparing her looks unfavourably to his own.

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.

I think that every man is afraid of his wife.

My dear wife has, I would say, probably never opened a religious book, and seems to be one of those people to whom the whole idea is utterly remote and absurd.

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.