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Ex Husband Quotes: "The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous."

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.



Ex Husband Quotes: "This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him."

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.




Ex Husband Quotes: "My life really began when I married my husband."

My life really began when I married my husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men."

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.




Ex Husband Quotes: "The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find."

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.



Ex Husband Quotes: "The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public."

The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, that's cool. But there's no "perfect husband." We just all try to do the best we can, you know what I mean?"

I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, that's cool. But there's no "perfect husband." We just all try to do the best we can, you know what I mean?




Ex Husband Quotes: "Blessed be they as virtuous, who when they feel their virile members swollen with lust, visit a brothel rather than grind at some husband's private mill."

Blessed be they as virtuous, who when they feel their virile members swollen with lust, visit a brothel rather than grind at some husband's private mill.



Ex Husband Quotes: "To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job."

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself."

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry."

Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry.



Ex Husband Quotes: "The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation."

The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.




Ex Husband Quotes: "If you have flown, perhaps you can understand the love a pilot develops for flight. It is much the same emotion a man feels for a woman, or a wife for her husband."

If you have flown, perhaps you can understand the love a pilot develops for flight. It is much the same emotion a man feels for a woman, or a wife for her husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Start where you are-do anything you can do, and do everything you can do, until you find something you must do! That something is probably your spiritual gift."

Start where you are-do anything you can do, and do everything you can do, until you find something you must do! That something is probably your spiritual gift.



Ex Husband Quotes: "An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband."

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule."

Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule.



Ex Husband Quotes: "The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son"

The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son



Ex Husband Quotes: "That dangerous but too commonly received notion, that a reformed rake makes the best husband."

That dangerous but too commonly received notion, that a reformed rake makes the best husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes."

My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I have had five phenomenal children, a great husband and, even though we are separated, we are good friends."

I have had five phenomenal children, a great husband and, even though we are separated, we are good friends.



Ex Husband Quotes: ""Antiques Roadshow" is my favorite show. Every Monday night I have one hour of appointment television. I get the popcorn out and tell my husband, "don't bother me.""

"Antiques Roadshow" is my favorite show. Every Monday night I have one hour of appointment television. I get the popcorn out and tell my husband, "don't bother me."



Ex Husband Quotes: "Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long."

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl."

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do."

I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do.



Ex Husband Quotes: "A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it."

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.



Ex Husband Quotes: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.



Ex Husband Quotes: "A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself."

A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.



Ex Husband Quotes: "They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies."

They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul."

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.



Ex Husband Quotes: "[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's?"

[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's?



Ex Husband Quotes: "The best way to be a good father to your children is to be a good husband to their mother."

The best way to be a good father to your children is to be a good husband to their mother.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I have the best husband one could dream of; I could never have imagined finding one like him. He is a true gift of heaven, and the more we live together the more we love each other."

I have the best husband one could dream of; I could never have imagined finding one like him. He is a true gift of heaven, and the more we live together the more we love each other.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go."

I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.



Ex Husband Quotes: "It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me."

It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me.



Ex Husband Quotes: "A good husband makes a good wife."

A good husband makes a good wife.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority."

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old."

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife."

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.



Ex Husband Quotes: "This is your life!!! The children/husbands/lovers are just one chapter. The stronger we (women) get the more loving we can be- to all."

This is your life!!! The children/husbands/lovers are just one chapter. The stronger we (women) get the more loving we can be- to all.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being."

My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child."

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.



Ex Husband Quotes: "It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill."

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren."

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire."

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me."

My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me.



Ex Husband Quotes: "The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs."

The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I have too much work on my hands and I would not be a dutiful husband."

I have too much work on my hands and I would not be a dutiful husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans."

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.



Ex Husband Quotes: "No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted."

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.