Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Making chocolate is a way of life, not a profession.

Reward is a happy customer - and an empty plate.

There is more to life than I imagine. Life is spiritual. We are heavenly beings.

Life used to move much more quickly when I was a girl. We needed to abbreviate just to keep up.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

Many do not have the courage to face the truth of life and instead dwell upon some delusions to escape it. Any such escapism is a major hurdle in spiritual development.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

I do what I do out of pure enjoyment. Hopefully, nobody does it better. There's a beauty to making a great deal. It's my canvas. And I like painting it.

There are no new lies, no new heresies. Man is simply not that creative.

Time flies when you're running out of money.

My life was over, finished, and I’d never seen Pearl Jam play live

All I know is that I'm proud to be Filipino.