Coffee Humor Quotes
Coffee Humor Quote of the day
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.
Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.
I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.
If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I’d eat dirt, ” I said, “at least dirt isn’t overpriced."~Beans~
Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?
I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!
These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!
I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!
I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire, ' I told my uncle over the phone.
