Chocolate Quotes

He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.

What test?" Asked Nudge. "Max, you're incorruptible." "Only by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate yet.

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.

I speak onstage to try to establish some method of communication. The songs are supposed to be a way of communicating. But speech and drinks and sometimes chocolates are also a way of communicating.

In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't it? It's over! Apparently we surrendered!

What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.

I think if I produced a show I would not want to be part of that production. That's not... I'm not... I mean, I couldn't even sell Boy Scout chocolate bars when I was a kid!

Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.

If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.

The government cannot put a chocolate on every one of their pillows and tuck them in at night.

I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house.

I honestly eat chocolate all day long. I do realize how blessed I am to be able to eat what I want and not have to live in the gym.

More like a chocolate molten lava cake. A dessert so sinful, so luscious, so filled with inner heat it made a girl want to lick each and every crumb right off the plate. That was Jack Pallas.

Your friendship is better than chocolate! Well, anyway, it's right up there.

Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers.

I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would fall on me and end my misery.

It stinks of trains and that chili with the chocolate in it. Ooooh, books!" he exclaimed suddenly, making a beeline for the small library. (Al)

What I love is Mexican hot chocolate, like a spicy hot chocolate - adding cayenne pepper to the Hershey's cocoa and making a spicy-sweet treat.

I feel guilty about smoking way too much - and I have a bit of an addiction to chocolate milk shakes, which is not good.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Though it may be more romantic to picture the bereaved as gaunt, I imagine you can grieve as efficiently with chocolates as with tap water.

When you're on book tours, you definitely need chocolate. At all times.

Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate for meltdowns. Daddy always has them when Uncle Jonas visits." -David Lyons from Tanner's Scheme-

I eat a lot of chocolate.

In today's world, when many of yesterday's fashionable habits are today's misdemeanors, we should rejoice that a chocolate dessert can bring so much innocent pleasure.

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.

If I were a chocolate I'd eat myself. Seriously, we're all interested in ourselves and what other people are saying about us to some extent.

I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.

Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab.

North America was ready for something other than a vanilla cooking show and we were providing the double dark chocolate fudge.

Used to ride with him to Brooklyn, Lewis and Halsey, co chocolate thai, vernon style and burn it down

Hey," says Hayden, "I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate." "Get lost," Roland tells him. "Already am." And Hayden strolls away.

He's at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale.

Men shake hands after they beat each other up; we eat chocolate.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

When the economy changes, it's not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate.

It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.

Why is it that there is this misconception that dark equals good. That only applies to chocolate.

Good teachers deserve apples; great teachers deserve chocolate. A favorite quotation, written in calligraphy on his office door.

I can't function without coffee and I cannot refuse chocolate. Drink I gave up years ago and don't miss it in the slightest. But I think I'd collapse without coffee.

It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

The gossip is like chocolate - a small indulgence in an otherwise serious diet.

There are worse addictions than reality TV, chocolate and coffee.

[I love] anything chocolate, anytime, anywhere.

[I enjoy] working with yeast, tempering chocolate and figuring out why an end product is successful or not.