Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

Change the world by being yourself.

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.

The only thing that is sure about the future is that it will happen. The only thing not sure about the future is what will happen".

Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years.

I die the king's faithful servant, but God's first.

That's the problem in politics. One wrong word and it's over.

The only living life is in the past and future - the present is an interlude - strange interlude in which we call on past and future to bear witness that we are living.

Buddhists talk about nirvana in very much the same terms as monotheists describe God.

For everything that God desires to do in the earth, He enters into partnership with those to whom He has already given dominion.

Here’s what I think: the only reason I’m not ordinary is that no one else sees me that way.

Ours is an open and accepting society, and has historically provided an avenue for lawful immigration to all those willing to accept the responsibilities of citizenship.

The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.