Best Medicine Quotes

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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine...smilin g is second

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts!

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

I love to laugh! My life would be lessened if I didn't

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Quit acting like everything is so serious. Most situations aren’t as bad as you fear, and those that are might benefit from a little laughter.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

Laughter is much better than anger.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Nature itself, is the best medicine prescription, for our whole being.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Anything is possible with laughter. If you can laugh out loud, especially at a life of mistakes, you will come out unscathed.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.

It is important that we learn to smile, Life will anyway teach us to cry!

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.