J. L. Austin Quotes

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.

Your uniqueness is your strength. Remember that. Don't mold yourself to others or to what others think. You're an individual. You're special.

You have many options in life, never make giving up one of them

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Wake up and create a purpose for yourself. Don't ask the meaning of life, ask yourself the meaning of each given day.

Never give up. There is always hope, there is always life. You've just gotta open your heart to it. Live in love.

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

Never understood a lot about the world... music is one of the only things that makes any sense.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Art is the instinctive application of the knowledge latent in the subconscious.

For I am I: ergo, the truth of myself; my own sphinx, conflict, chaos, vortex—asymmetric to all rhythms, oblique to all paths. I am the prism between black and white: mine own unison in duality.

Be your own person because no one can take that away from you.

Darken your room, shut the door, empty your mind. You are still in great company.

Just put one foot in front of the other.

You cannot go outside of A and Z in the realm of literature; likewise Christ Jesus is First and Last of God's new creation, and all that is in between; you cannot get outside of that.

The mark of a life governed by the Holy Spirit is that such a life is continually and ever more and more occupied with Christ, that Christ becomes greater and greater as time goes on.

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! alas, time stays, we go.

Christianity is not a doctrine, not truth as truth, but the knowledge of a Person; it is knowing the Lord Jesus. You cannot be educated into being a Christian.

To me, music is emotion and if when you're listening to it and it doesn't make you feel that, then it's not music.

Happiness isn't a destination; its a journey.

I'm always looking for a girlfriend.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul.

Christ does not save us by acting a parable of divine love; he acts the parable of divine love by saving us. That is the Christian faith.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

When I was 11, I won my first nationals at Savannah, defeating Kelly Henry in the finals.

Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think.

The more Chaotic I am, the more complete I am.

The only way to find your voice is to use it. It’s hardwired, built into you. Talk about the things you love. Your voice will follow.

Happiness is something that comes from our own hearts, not from other people.

I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them they serve me.

Happy people attract other happy people. Show the world your smile, and the world will smile back.