Ask Quotes

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

A lot of people ask me if I'm OK. I'm capable of crazy - a lot of people are - but I'm OK.

Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?

For me, it's an honor for the military to ask me to go to Iraq, Afghanistan, or GITMO. I'm happy to go.

Today, people can say anything they want. Suddenly it gets in the rumor mill and then it evolves and then somehow it becomes fact and you say, What is this? You know, why don't you ask me?

Well-I don't know if anyone would really ask me to prom.

If any man should ask me what is the first, second, and third part of being a Christian, I must answer 'Action!'

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Asking is the beginning of receiving.

If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.

Normally when people ask me what I do I say I'm an actor, and that's what I always wanted to be and that's the way I approach work even when I'm directing it.

If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is.

Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then just ask me, I am a father and I know best.

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

They always ask me the same questions. Where was I born? When did I start singing? Who have I worked with? I don't understand why they can't just talk to me without all that question bit.

Don't ask me how to burn down a building. Ask me how to grow watermelons or how to explain nature to a child. That is what I want to grow old doing. Please afford me this.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

I thought people would ask me really personal questions because I've shown more of myself, but it's a comedy, and people understand that it's a game we play.

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

I have such a horror of telegrams that ask me how I am!! I always want to reply dead.

Do not ask directions from the people around you. Ask directions from the person who called you.

You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.'

People ask me if I miss the States. I miss African Americans. But not the U.S. government or all the things they put me through. I miss African American culture, our speech, dance and cooking.

People ask me about what sacrifices I've made. I always answer: I've made no sacrifices, I've made choices.

People always ask me: 'When is the new Pele going to be born?' Never. My father and mother have closed the factory.

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

Ask me a question about paparazzi, and I get so heated. And I feel so bad for young kids of celebrities. My nieces and nephews get yelled at, and I'm like, 'You are yelling at a 2-year-old.'

I don't make the mistake of thinking it's a major musical event. I love the Eurovision Song Contest and it will continue long after I'm gone. Just please don't ask me to take it seriously.

What I say is: There is nothing that God is not. So when you ask me what God is for me, I find myself wanting to say: Everything. Everything that is, that ever was, that ever will be.

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more!

I'm a child myself, in the sense that I'm still looking. Children are fascinated by black holes and ask me questions. I find they soon get the idea if it is explained in nontechnical language.

I always advise children who ask me for tips on being a writer to read as much as they possibly can. Jane Austen gave a young friend the same advice, so I'm in good company there.

I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to school high.

We're just a metal band. Whenever people ask me what kind of music we play, I always say metal.

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

People often ask me how I developed my vocal sound, and the answer usually disappoints them: Its just the way I sound when I sing.

I've never asked a girl out in my life, they have to ask me.

I think I know what it is but don't ask me to play it

If you don't ask, you don't get.

But if you want to identify me, ask me not where I live, or what I like to eat, or how I comb my hair, but ask me what I think I am living for.

People ask me how can I be stylish, how can I be elegant and what can I wear? My only answer is study! You have to learn.

People always ask me 'do you think there should be more bands doing political music?' and I say 'absolutely not.'

Nobody says anything to me now when it comes to Japanese. They actually ask me things. I now have power!

I'd much rather talk about guitar playing. I hate it when people ask me about my lyrics. I always feel like telling them to just go and read them.

What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn.

People ask me what's like to hear our song on the radio. I don't know, I don't listen to the radio

When people ask me why I am running as a woman, I always answer, 'What choice do I have?'