Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then just ask me, I am a father and I know best.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

I grow weary of the loveThat lasts for a nightWhen it should be thereThe next sunrise

The secret for mastery is concentration

The original stories are mined out, and all that’s left is fool’s gold.

A glorious failure can sometimes be more life affirming than a cautious win.

If you have to be burned at the stake, be a good fellow and collect your own fire-wood.

It's because of you when I'm in bed in the morning that I can wind my spring and tell myself I have to live another good day.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

i decapitated dandelions all morning, leaving carnage and death strewn into my path.

A relationship is not two halves coming together to make a whole. Each of you is already complete.

Literacy is so you can read the operating instructions.