Si Robertson Quotes

There are demons and there are evil people in the world, and you post a picture like that and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

Forgiving other people who have wronged us or hurt us or embarrassed us is not easy. In fact, sometimes it seems impossible. But that is what God did for us and what He asks us to do for others.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

All mothers think their children are oaks, but the world never lacks for cabbages.

Is there in all the history of human folly a greater fool than a clergymen in politics?

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

Give us the strength, give us the wisdom, and give us tomorrow.

On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.

This is the Great Theatre of Life. Admission is free, but the taxation is mortal. You come when you can, and leave when you must. The show is continuous. Goodnight.

Love affairs are for emotional sprinters; the pleasures of love are for the emotional marathoners.

When you play against different people from all walks of life you can't do the same thing against every player defensively or offensively. You have to change up the way you go at a player.

Parenting is a constant struggle between making your kids life better and ruining your own.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

He types his labored column - weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

God's truth is too sacred to be expounded to superficial worldliness in its transient fit of earnestness.

Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

I have always been interested in art but had no formal training or experience. It's always been just what I liked, my eye for art.

I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the years and the Lakers, same thing - was a lot bigger than Larry Bird or Magic Johnson.

I've always been in love with that Delta-flavored music the music that came from Mississippi and Memphis and, especially, New Orleans. When I was 14, I was in a wanna-be New Orleans band in Toronto.

Say a prayer for the lost generation, who spin the wheel out of desperation.

My life and my whole eternity belongs to God. All this stuff is temporary. Money, fame, successtemporary. Even life is temporary. Jesusthat's eternal.

When security comes, every man for himself

After I became confident in Him it didn't matter what anyone said because I was confident in something and someone way bigger than myself.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit. What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.

We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.

This is the true liberty of Christ, when a free man binds himself in love to duty. Not in shrinking from our distasteful occupations, but in fulfilling them, do we realize our high origin.

We need to have a taste factor in our life. It isn't about what's popular; it's about what's really good.

Bob Dylan is as influential as any artist that there has been.

Do not see the world as dark, see it as light. When you find darkness bring the light into it. The way to remove darkness is to shine light on it.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

There is an extraordinary collaborative spirit when you are learning and growing.

Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt.

It's important to me to just experience as much as possible and to be able to just work and meet new people and have different experiences and have as much knowledge as I can.

Marriage is not a union merely between two creatures - it is a union between two spirits; and the intention of that bond is to perfect the nature of both.

When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he has met with a powerful thing which he does not know how to handle.

Boy, do I got some stories to tell.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

I love the idea of having a kid who says, 'Yeah, of course I knew about Billie Holiday and Johnny Cash when I was nine years old.'