I don't need equal time, I am equal time!

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

She needed to get out of there. Her brains, thankfully, were still safely in her skull, but her emotions were splattered on the pavement.

One of my biggest problems in life has been my inability to lie.

Much of life becomes background, but it is the province of art to throw buckets of light into the shadows and make life new again.

The cries of the wounded had much diminished now, and as we staggered down the road, the reason was only too apparent, for the water was right over the tops of the shell-holes.

There is perhaps no surer mark of folly, than to attempt to correct natural infirmities of those we love.

I represent luxury, and that's what I love.

U.S. agricultural products, including safe, high-quality Montana beef, face unscientific trade restrictions in many important markets.

The beauty and the scent of roses can be used as a medicine and the sun rays as a food.

Hollywood hasn't changed. It is the most racist, anti-Indian institution in the world.

You become technically proficient whether you want to or not, the more you take pictures.