The White House press corps isn't there at a press briefing. It's not... They're not news gatherers there. There really isn't any media.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

...maybe that's art. Seeing beauty others miss and capturing it.

He tried not to laugh, but he wasn't good at controlling all the laughter that lived inside of him.

I divide the world into learners and non-learners.

The plot! The plot! What kind of plot could a poet possibly provide that is not surpassed by the thinking, feeling reader? Form alone is divine.

My motto is strong packaging, clear addressing.

Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.

Christian practice is that evidence which confirms every other indication of true godliness.

You can either watch TV or you can make TV.

I'm inspired by my family, especially my mother.

The greatest empiricists among us are only empiricists on reflection: when left to their instincts, they dogmatize like infallible popes.