Ron Luciano Quotes
No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher, so an affinity for masks must run in that family.
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.
Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle--once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun.
Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.
