Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

The more we are willing to separate from distraction and step into the open arms of boredom, the more writing will get on the page.

Don’t hate people who show you what’s wrong with you. They are your mirror, they are your true friends.

The essence of positioning is sacrifice. You must be willing to give up something in order to establish that unique position.

I'm not sure it pays to do anything remotely public in Britain. It's such a spiteful society. People seem to enjoy making your life hard for the sake of it.

You are not reconciled to God if you are unreconciled with your fellow human beings.

We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind.

Anyone can lose a few pounds, but not everyone has the tools to stick with it.

A good time occurs precisely when we lose track of what time it is.

Keep government out of the money of the people, schools of the people, and will of the people.