Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!”Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Beauty, business, blogs, & bullshit...never a dull conversation with your friends you have tons in common with.

I just slept for fifteen hours straight. Yes, writing a musical is THAT exhausting!

I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed.

But you speak of Master Gandalf, as if he was in a story that had come to an end.' 'Yes, we do,' said Pippin sadly. 'The story seems to be going on, but I am afraid Gandalf has fallen out of it.

There are real radical Muslim groups out there that really are pretty villainous. You don't have to make them up.

I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.

He can run, steal bases, throw, hit for average, and hit with power like I've never seen. Just don't put him at shortstop.

As a politician who cherishes religious conviction in his personal sphere, but regards politics as a domain belonging outside religion, I believe that this view is seriously flawed.

My life has improved so much since I stopped doing interviews.