K.A. Tucker Quotes
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It's a good thing. That's why I want to work.
From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
If the individual has a right to govern himself, all external government is tyranny. Hence the necessity of abolishing the State.
I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.
The primary contribution of government to this world is to elicit, entrench, enable, and finally to codify the most destructive aspects of the human personality.
I really like Alan Jackson, in Country Music. I think he's really very, very talented along with George Jones, and Merle Haggard, the same old favorites.
The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.
Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.
The shortest way to change a radical into a conservative, a liberal into a tyrant, a man into a beast, is to give him power over his fellows.
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.
I've never sung a single song in my whole life on purpose to shock anyone. My 'hot numbers' are all, if you will notice, written about something that is real in the lives of millions of people.
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
But which is the State's essential function, aggression or defence, few seem to know or care.
I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.
For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.
Just believe in yourself and work really hard. And when doors open, take advantage of every opportunity you can.
Is not the very beginning of privilege, monopoly and industrial slavery this erecting of the ballot-box above the individual?
Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.
The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
There's no way to be able to tell what it's like to be a country singer until you're walking in the shoes.
The Anarchists never have claimed that liberty will bring perfection; they simply say that its results are vastly preferable to those that follow authority.
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
When you're first starting out, you want to keep making good movies. When you're young and you're black, you do a bad movie and you're through.
Morals do not come from the state and society. Morality deals with weightier matters that measure our thoughts, words, and deeds against universals that are true regardless of time and place.
If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
