K.A. Tucker Quotes

Morals do not come from the state and society. Morality deals with weightier matters that measure our thoughts, words, and deeds against universals that are true regardless of time and place.

The key to longevity: keep breathing.

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.

Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

We really don’t get all the government we pay for, and thank goodness. Lord protect us on the day that we do.

The right of the majority is absolute.

The moment that justice must be paid for by the victim of injustice it becomes itself injustice.

This, then, is the Anarchistic definition of government: the subjection of the non-invasive individual to an external will.

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, and this without any qualification as to their condition or degree, as is the case in the British government.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

Free markets are the real people's revolution.

The goal of intellectual life should be to see and understand what is true, not merely to adhere to a prevailing orthodoxy.

You can run for cover, you can run for help. You can run to your lover, but you can't ever run from yourself.

The Anarchists are simply unterrified Jeffersonian Democrats. They believe that 'the best government is that which governs least,' and that which governs least is no government at all.

I have been poor and I have been rich. Rich is better.

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.

I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.

Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.

If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

I don't know what keeps me going. Sometimes I wonder... I think it's just pure perseverance and wanting to succeed and having that burning desire to always have success.

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

It had never once occurred to me that the paper I wanted to work for would not want me. Certainly I never expected to be rejected solely because I was a girl!

I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.

The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

One thing about me, when I make a decision about something, I realize when you make choices in life, that dictates your life.

It is a commentary on Berlin in 1931 that ... it was 'My Yiddishe Momme' that the Berlin Broadcasting Company asked for.

Love should be simple, but it's not. Hate should be hard, but it's easy.

Words are not even within me. They're not in my vocabulary to really express the kind of feeling that I had.

Freedom is the foundation for all wonderful things in life.

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.

I am now half Asian. I have learned all the ancient teachings of Buddi.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

The main question ... is not what motive inspired the law, but what it will be possible for men of bad motive to do with the law.

My mom raised me to never have anything control me.

I don't think all people yearn for freedom, actually. I think they yearn for stability.

The world says they'll never make it, love says they will.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.