Joe Quotes

No one's really happy anyway, it's not human.

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.

Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.

The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better.

I'm never surprised by the insensitivity of 'The New York Times' editorial board.

Novel writing should never be confused with journalism. Unfortunately, in the case of Primary Colors, a fair number of journalists confused.

Ali always said I would be nothing without him, but who would he have been without me?

I mean, accidents happen. You learn from them and you try to make sure they don't happen again.

My name, I have spent my whole life trying to make that name mean something. And now it's gone.

No matter what vision one has of South Africa, the first thing that must be done is to destroy racism.

Expedition EVEREST adds a new dimension to our storytelling in Disney's Animal Kingdom. It's a thrilling adventure themed to the folklore of the mysterious yeti.

Some times I need to apologize, sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right, sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut, or only say hello, sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone.

We're going to do our part and we'll win because we're on God's side.

When I got the script for Memento, I read it and I got killed off on page one and I fired my agent.

I think one of the geniuses of Bound and The Matrix and Memento is the complete collaboration of the effort. There were no rotten apples.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

If you do politics the right way, I believe, you can actually make people's lives better. And integrity is the minimum ante to get into the game.

People who enjoy what they do, invariably do it well.

I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!

Don't complain about not getting a chance and then be unprepared when you finally do.

With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

Relax. Be yourself. Play a lot.

I have a weird life because I live on songwriting royalties, which are a strange income. Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't.

You can have, do, or be anything you want.

I graduated from the University of Delaware with a double major in history and political science.

I am an improviser, ... I improvise music. Whatever you want to call it all, it is all improvised music. I may capture it and go back and write it down for others, but it was originally improvised.

You know you're a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.

'Fast Life' is just about going out with your friends and having a good time - I think it's one of those songs that people can relate with and like.

A lot of filmmakers from my generation were lucky enough to have their work more or less perpetuated by people who saw them originally on TV and on HBO and certainly on home video.

I'll tell you what - if you attend a Cowboy-Redskins game, you better not leave 'til that clock hits zero.

Head Start's ability to improve the educational skills and opportunities of Latino children will be an important component of America's future success.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

And I'll never let myself down..How so? I don't expect too much from me.

Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Brazil in my younger days).

The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.

I'm leaving the game of hockey with nothing but great memories...

I love walking around and grabbing coffee and sitting in a park and people watching… I love Greenwich Village.

Removal of an organ is difficult and dangerous. There have been several deaths of healthy donors. I think myself, I would be hesitant to participate as a liver donor. It's a very tricky operation.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken.

Football is an honest game. It's true to life. It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.

We need people who influence their peers and who cannot be detoured from their convictions by peers who do not have the courage to have any convictions.

Competing at the highest level is not about winning. It's about preparation, courage, understanding and nurturing your people, and heart. Winning is the result.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

You have the right not to be killed, unless it was done by a policeman or an aristocrat.

I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

Sometimes, if you wear suits for too long, it changes your ideology.

A winning effort begins with preparation.

You learn you can do your best even when its hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage.