With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.

The Oscar Wilde of Welfare State gentility.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes

Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

Every sin can be forgiven by the heavenly Father.

By concentrating on what I was grateful for, I was able to stave off despair.

It's extraordinary that revolutions taking place around the world were sparked by communication on the Internet.

It is all a matter of time scale. An event that would be unthinkable in a hundred years may be inevitable in a hundred million.

Until mankind heeds the message on the Hebrew trumpet blown, and the faith of the whole world's people is the faith that is our own.

Take not away the life you cannot give: For all things have an equal right to live.

A man may be made in one generation, but a lady never!

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer.

When something goes wrong, smile, cause there's always a next play.

No which fish are big enough to land