Jerry Quotes
The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.
Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.
I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.
Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.
The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.
Everything is in how you are going to handle it. As a lifelong nightclub comic, I'm ready to handle whatever I have to handle.
For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don't want to do that.
I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.
I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
We live in a silent explosion, Everything is flying away from everything else... flying away... flying away...
A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how many thousands of smiles had been aimed at me? so why did this one feel like the first?
We were awash in tiny attentions. Small gestures, words, empathies thought to be extinct came to life... We discovered the color of each other's eyes.
So," he said, "we ourselves will be the candle flames." He put his hands on his chest. "Feel your hearts, how warm they are.
You occupied my space. But because you were not in my present, when I looked into my future I saw . . . nothing. Isn't that sad? And stupid?
Today the mockingbird does not sound very happy. It sounds if it is coming apart. As of the very heart of itself-its song-is breaking into pieces and flying off in a hundred directions.
If I get a new idea today—or any day—I won't run from it. I won't trash it. If it's something I really want to do—I'll do it.
They say talk is cheap. Maybe so. But kindness is even better—it's free! Free to give. Free to receive. Makes you wonder why there's not more of it, huh?
I love surprises! That's what is great about reading. When you open a book, you never know what you'll find.
Of course, all of their words for a thousand years could not fill the hole left by his mother, but they could raise a loving fence around it so he didn't keep falling in.
Or maybe you’re merely uncomfortable with uncertainty. Like the rest of the human race.
Letter from Mr. B: Why does a back scratch feel better coming from somebody else than if you do it yourself?
The golden rule of writing is to write what you care about. If you care about your topic, you'll do your best writing, and then you stand the best chance of really touching a reader in some way.
No one on earth is so boring and insignificant that he or she is not worth writing or reading about...One thing's for sure—no one but you can be the hero of your story.