Evan Quotes

A detective sees death in all the various forms at least five times a week.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

Believe in your own potential for greatness.

The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.

If you want to be successful, you must either have a chance or take one.

I'd forgotten what it was like to play music and have it be fun so I decided to stop. I wasn't even sure if I was going to make a new record, I was just kinda quitting.

Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.

We are more likely to cheat if we see others doing so. We tend to conform to accepted norms of reasonable behaviour, rather than adhere to strict rules.

I love the 80s. I always used to watch that VH1 show, 'I Love the 80s,' nonstop. I love the 80s, everything about it, the clothes, the music. Especially the music. The music is so happy. It's great.

Believe that you can even as a single individual, you can change the world.

An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing.

Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.

The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

A word to the wise is -- unnecessary.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

One of the ultimate things a human can learn is kindness for their fellow humans

I plan on going so deep into the desert, that any failure of my equipment could cost me my life.

The Lord takes care of his own, but church trustees still put lightning rods on the steeple.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

If you don't like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.

Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.

I'm not the best actor I can be, so I'm just working on it. I'm not the quickest reader in the world but when I get an acting book I can read it in two days.

And I love Jennifer Lawrence. She's a total fox. And such a good actress. It's ridiculous.

I like to imagine, if I was in the 1930s and was rich and a psychopathic killer, I probably would be moving about very freely and having a lot of fun.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

The most popular form of altruism is giving to others the advice you cannot use yourself.

And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?

Consistency is a jewel, but too much jewelry is vulgar.

There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living.

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.

Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.