Eoin Colfer Quotes

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.

Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.

I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.

Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?

Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

Don't hate me forever, Arty," whispered Holly. "I couldn't bear that.

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

'Insanity... I like it."

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

Good. Illegal is always faster.

A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.

I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius