try not just to become a person of success but rather a person of value.

It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.

The next morning I was up bright and early. Mostly because I'd sold the curtains.

We publish only to satisfy out craving for fame

To Donald Trump, making America great means making the people great. To the political cast, conversely, making America great means making government great.

Strange how knowing our story had no happy ending had freed us to live in the moment. We weren’t guy and girl. We weren’t damaged and terminal. We were just now.

How doth the little busy bee Improve each shining hour And gather honey all the day From every opening flower.

The lesson one can learn from Firbank is that of inconsequence. There is the vein which he tapped and which has not yet been fully exploited.

I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

I write about what I know and also what I don't understand. Emotions for what has transpired.

I think it's dead bodies that really haunt me.