...those serpents! There's no pleasing them!

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Again, we find that the space standards of twenty-first century luxury are below the required minimum for dockworkers in 1962.

Once your reputation's done/ You can live a life of fun

I know what happened to cycling from 1999 to 2005. I saw its growth, I saw its expansion.

The sage knows himself, but does not parade. He cherishes himself, but does not praise himself.

Great spiritual teachings do not change, but we do. As we grow older and wiser, we can receive the teachings at deeper levels.

Bad habits fill needs, so find good alternatives for them.

I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your platform.

Feast to-day makes fast to-morrow. Lat.

It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.

Listen to the customer's complaint and act fast.