this is america, you live in it, you let it happen. let it unfurl.

If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

Time is never wasted if you remember to bring along something to read.

Why should things be easy to understand?

Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength.

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.

Let the peace of this day be here tomorrow when I wake up.

A screaming comes across the sky.

The Lord's angel, Gebrail, dictated the Koran to Mohammed the Lord's Prophet. What a joke if all that holy book were only twenty-three years of listening to the desert. A desert which has no voice.

It all comes down, as it must, to the desires of individual men. Oh, and women too of course, bless their empty little heads.

Someday it'll all be done by machine. Information machines.

I am old enough to know only too well my good and bad qualities, which were often one in the same.

If it’s not gonna matter tomorrow, it shouldn’t matter today.

If it were up to me, I'd take away the guns

I have the world's worst taste in men, so now I simply have wonderful relationships of the friend kind, but trying to settle down with somebody? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm beyond that.

My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

Everyone of you got to where you are because someone influenced you.

My signature is the one that Hyun Joong hyung made for me five years ago, but I’m still using it.

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I was raised in Chicago, so always used Latina. It's what my Father and brothers called ourselves, when we meant the entire Spanish-speaking community of Chicago.

Let me tell you something, planes and kids... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody.