they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Charity even for one person does not make sense except in terms of an effort to love all Creation in response to the Creator's love for it.

The role of genius is not to complicate the simple, but to simplify the complicated.

How can a hard and fast view of a world that is never hard and fast possibly be accurate?

When we begin to see our differences as opportunities rather than threats, then we can work together.

The greater the level of calmness of our mind, the greater our peace of mind, the greater our ability to enjoy a happy and joyful life.

We’re only here for a short while. And I think it’s such a lucky accident, having been born, that we’re almost obliged to pay attention.

I have drunken deep of joy.

I won't hold my opponent's youth and inexperience against him.

You have to make a decision. You have to believe. Once you start doubting, you change your brain chemistry and you're done.

Stop using sentences in your material world that reflect what it is you do not want to be.