hate isn't healthy, it damages the hater more than the one who's hated!

Was that his name? I never had a chance to ask. He was too intent upon tearing out my throat for us to engage in idle chitchat.

Sorry, but despite how I look, I really love this planet.-Gintoki

Well, the heart always holds out hope that the mind knows may not likely be met.

WE MUST ALL FACE THAT FINAL DAY, WHEN ALL THAT WE ARE LEFT WITH IS WHO WE ARE. LEAVE WITH YOUR TRUE SELF

I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

I made a tremendous amount of money on real estate. I'll take real estate rather than go to Wall Street and get 2.8 percent.

May I meet each moment fully and meet it as a friend.

Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.