You wouldn’t know it by looking, but I had no teeth in first grade.

Treasure every single moment you spend with someone you care about.

Girls who have a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way.

Throwing water balloons wakes you up!

When you marry someone, you marry their entire family.

I want fans to give me advice on girls; why do they always say they don’t look good in pictures, even though they look great?

I consume too much sugar. It’s a problem, I need to stop.

It’s a little weird to have fans see pictures of us when we were little because it’s like, ‘Where’d you get that picture?’

It's not about one person doing one big thing ... It's about a lot of people doing small things that really make the difference.

My secret is I cannot go to bed, I cannot sleep, if my bed is not made before I go to bed. I can leave it unmade in the morning, but I have to remake it before I get into it to sleep.

Maintaining the relationship. But there's also physical temptation and being on the same spiritual level, which can be difficult.

Some people are really good at their jobs, some people are really bad.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

Every step that I've taken was a learning lesson. Even to not think you're so big and so bad you can't fall.

Lucidity's task: to attain a correct despair, an Olympian ferocity.

The first thing to decide before you walk into any negotiation is what to do if the other fellow says 'no'.

Women need men like fish need bicycles.

What some people invent the rest enlarge.

Love can never grow old. Looks may lose their brown and gold. Cheeks may fade and hollow grow. But the hearts that love will know, never winter's frost and chill, summer's warmth is in them still.

When journalists come to interview me, it's a part of my life that is exhibited, as if pieces of clothing are being taken off one by one. But it's not very important really.

Data is a precious thing and will last longer than the systems themselves.