You've got to stand as you exist. You can change the height of the podium to accommodate your height, but you cannot have a stool. You cannot have footstool or any of that.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I'm afraid of everything I don't know.

Don't be a drag.Just be a queen.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle.

The truth seems . . . to be that in the ultimate and essential problem the economic factor is relatively superficial and unimportant.

We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.

I like green or brown eyes. Tall but not overwhelmingly so. I like men who do yoga and meditate.

As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.

He who quarrels with a drunken man injures one who is absent.

Man is a thinking being; what and how we think largely determines what we are and what we will become.