You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.

Glamour: the indefinable something about a girl with a big bosom.

Organizations are not designed for innovation. Quite the contrary, they are designed for ongoing operations.

It’s you and me that matters to me and you.

Memories are doing funny things to us.

I really hate it when I can’t score runs from a ball.

if you aren't here your heart won't break in the same way.

But whilst there may be intrinsic reasons for the scarcity of land, there are no intrinsic reasons for the scarcity of capital.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, as we all know.

I have never tried to compare myself to anyone else.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

If we don't get sustainability right in agriculture first, it won't happen anywhere.