You shouldn't eat red meat, but you shouldn't make resolutions you can't keep.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

The worst part of being okay is that okay is far from happy.

Stock your mind. It is your house of treasure and no one in the world can interfere with it.

Happiness is a great contentment.

It is for us to do those things which the Lord requires at our hands, and leave the result with him.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

The Gospel does not abrogate God's law, but it makes men love it with all of their hearts.

I lived in a dictatorship in Brazil, and I was arrested three times. I felt in my flesh what it is to live under such a regime and experience deprivation of freedom.

Ecstatic Love is an ocean, and the Milky Way is a flake of foam floating on it.

One of the characteristics of kitsch is precisely the neutralization of 'extreme situations', particularly death, by turning them into some sentimental idyll.

When a man curls his lip, when he uses ridicule, when he grows angry, you have touched a raw nerve in domination.