You’re disgusting when you eat,” Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. “It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

A revolutionary who is out to defeat his enemies could use their weapons, but not their rules.

It is necessary to fall in love – the better to provide an alibi for all the despair we are going to feel anyway.

When the Supreme Court says baseball isn't run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.

A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.

Our strong suit is what we do, and our audience.

Any book is a Good Book, and wherever they keep the Good Book safe is also the House a the Lord.

When will we ever learn, there's nowhere else we can turn.

I feel like people can feel when something is natural. I think they can tell.

He works fast. He throws a lot of strikes. That's what an infielder loves. It gets you into the game.