You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

If we followed our feelings all the time we´d be like cats chasin´ their tails.

You better go alone, than with negative people!

..I learned that there's a kind of love which must feel like coming home, ...

You can never please everybody, don't even try.

Can you fall for someone because you're lazy?

From a little spark may burst a flame.

Contrary to what people think, I slave over my books.

I cannot fight everyone at once. I have to take one at a time.

From Jesse James to Charles Manson, the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes.

The media believes that what Obama was gonna do when he took over, go dictator immediately, that was what this country needs, finally central government running everything.