You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

Do not look for a man to learn about the purpose of your life, but look for the creator, who is your maker

All of our actions can signify self-love or self-sabotage

Everyone encounters trials and tribulations, No choices, so face it! Live with it! Fight for it!

Every visible thing in this world is put in the charge of an Angel.

Most commanders wanted as many good sources of information as possible. MacArthur was focused on limiting and controlling his sources of intelligence.

I knew a lot about product design before coming to Apple, but I didn't understand a lot about consumer experience design, which is really Apple's forte.

If one's life depends on doing something right, as in the case of the tightrope walker, one will practice on a much deeper level.

miracles had to be paid for; only calamity was free.

Love: You're not meant to wait for it. You're not meant to search for it. You're meant to generate it.

To me, the mind seems to be spread out in the whole body - the senses are part of the brain. I guess they're not where the thinking is done.